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Post by yeerkkiller1 on Jul 14, 2005 22:10:49 GMT -5
I just read the funniest or dumbest thing ever. This person gos to do a confession (they do that at some churches I think it is where you confess stuff to your pastor) and they go to the confession stand and there pastor is smoking XD. That shows how good a pastor he is lol.
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Post by Nannan on Jul 15, 2005 8:44:56 GMT -5
When you have confessed your sins to a priest or pastor, never end the conversation by saying:
"your turn"
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Post by RSP on Jul 18, 2005 12:23:45 GMT -5
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular with what's left of your unit."
-PS Magazine, the Army's magazine of preventative maintenance
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Post by dyip_90 on Aug 10, 2005 11:34:16 GMT -5
I hate those forwards.
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Post by Paddy <3 Morphosis on Aug 10, 2005 20:45:15 GMT -5
My elementary school counselor smoked by the dumpsters every morning, and once every week he would come to our classes in the afternoon and show us anti-smoking and drugs videos. Now that is more ironic than a pastor.
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Post by Jamit on Aug 11, 2005 14:53:34 GMT -5
You've got to love those Hypocrites, don't you?  I know someone who takes his 8 year old daughter to the Library when it is closed. He then lets her steer while he is pressing the pedals.  |
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Post by Paddy <3 Morphosis on Aug 11, 2005 22:06:56 GMT -5
Steering is hard  I'm pretty embarrassed to say, I've nailed down the pedals, the mirrors, and the rules, but dang. I have problems turning. Maybe Lexuses don't have the best handling? |
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Post by J1A3L5 on Aug 11, 2005 23:22:37 GMT -5
For me steering is perfectly good - I've basically got it all down, even the gears and clutch...for me, it's backing up. Man I suck at backing up.
And yes, I have never even sat in the seat of an automatic. Would you expect less?
-John "J1A3L5" Langrish.
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Post by TheQ on Aug 12, 2005 8:38:57 GMT -5
If you are learning to drive in driving school, it is never nice to hear the instructor say: "Left, Right, Left and Righ..Ups"
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Post by Paddy <3 Morphosis on Aug 12, 2005 21:35:34 GMT -5
I have no doubts I would blow up a car with manual.
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Post by dyip_90 on Aug 12, 2005 22:05:55 GMT -5
You can't blow the engine, only the transmission
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Post by TheQ on Aug 13, 2005 5:50:17 GMT -5
You would be suprised.. Our teacher bought new BMW and came to school with it. One last hard turn and bum! The motor was gone. The turning wheels axle hitted the motors and it was gone  |
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Post by J1A3L5 on Aug 13, 2005 10:32:29 GMT -5
What type of BMW?
That seems sort of...outrageous. They'd design a car like that? I mean, in general, BMW is quality.
I had a former physics teacher who was quite strange. He had a PhD in mosses and fungi, was teaching physics, and had absolutely no teaching or social skills. He was a genius though. Anyway, apparently one day when it was fairly icy in the road, he was driving the carpool with a few other teachers, and when he came into the school parking lot in the ice he purposely spun the car around a few times. After that, most of the teachers refused to drive with him again.
Of course, a few months later he randomly didn't come one day, 2 days later handed in his resignation and that's the last we saw of him...
-John "J1A3L5" Langrish.
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Post by Nannan on Aug 14, 2005 13:16:33 GMT -5
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Post by RSP on Aug 14, 2005 16:07:37 GMT -5
;D That's great!
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Post by SquirKim on Aug 21, 2005 23:06:37 GMT -5
That is pretty cool.
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