n00b trap

[Nannan]

If you're reading this, then you're a n00b, jk . I'm making this the "jokes" thread. I'll start:

How do you keep a turkey in suspence?

[TheQ]

*Sorry for any Swedish member of LAML, if there is*

What do you get when you cut one paper in two pieces?

- Swedish jigsaw puzzle

[Sz_2cool4u2b]

A plane was flying with 4 people in it. A pilot, the smartest man in the world, a priest, and a boyscout. The plane ran out of fuel, and started falling, but there were only 3 parachutes on the plane. The pilto imediately took a parachute and jumped out. The smartest man in the world also took a parachute and jumped out. The priest then said to the Boy Scout, "You go ahead and take a parachute, son. I don't need it. you have it." Then the Boy Scout replied, "Oh, don't worry. There's enough parachutes for both of us. The smartest man in the world just took my backpack.

Meanwhile in the sky, Smartest Man in the World: "OHHH (bad word hint: another word for poop)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Evan .

[Nannan]

Jumping out of planes is always a classic.

3 men on a plane, Bill Gates, George W. Bush, and a boy scout. Bush said: "I can make one person really happy." and he throws out a 100 dollar bill.

"I can make a hundred people happy" said Bill Gates as he throws out a hundred 100 dollar bills.

"I can make the whole world happy" said the boy scout and he throws out Bush.

Here's another:

3 men on a ship drinking wine, an American, a Mexican, and a French man. The French man picked up the wine and said: "I have too much of these in my country" and throws it out.

The Mexican picked up the glass and said: "I have too many of these in my country" and throws it out.

The American threw out the Mexican and said: "I have too many of these in my country".

[Jamit]

Once there was a vantrillacis (you know the guys with a dumy?) and he was making blond jokes. One blond lady who was offended stood up and asked him to apologize. The man started to apologize but the lady interrupted him, "Not you! The guy on your knee!"

[Sz_2cool4u2b]

Question: How do you confuse a blond?

Answer: By putting them in a roung room and saying go sit in the corner.

Question: How does a blond confuse you?

Answer: By telling you she found it.

Evan