You know you're a legohaulic when...

[Nannan]

In this thread we will be sharing "legohaulic" jokes, like those classic "you know you're a redneck when..." jokes. This thread was inspired by Tyler Kleetis from mocpages. Ok, i'll start off the chain:

You know you're a legohaulic when you have more minifigs than the population of Laos

You know you're a legohaulic when you find under the couch loose bricks instead of loose change because the latter was spent!

You know you're a legohaulic when the ideal love of your life is studless

You know you're a legohaulic when someone tells you to take a break and you give em' a red 2 X 4

[TheQ]

My turn

You know you're a legohaulic when you ask your dentist if he could change your teeth to white 1x2 bricks.

You know you're a legohaulic when standing near toy shop with out brand new Lego set makes you sick for weeks.

You know you're a legohaulic when Lego Company sends automatically 50 % of their new bricks directly to you.

You know you're a legohaulic when your history teachers asks you what historical happened in year X and your answer by saying ALL the sets of that year in numerical order.

-Q (sorry for bad english)

[jedismuggler]

lol great thread, well i got this off fbtb from awhile ago... very long...

50 symptoms of addictions to Lego's
>
> 1. You can't walk from one end of your room without getting bricks
> stuck in your toes.
>
> 2. You have serious heart to heart conversations with your Darth
> Maul Minifig.
>
> 3. You handle your LEGO collection with rubber gloves.
>
> 4. You have a closet that acts as a shrine to discarded LEGO boxes.
>
> 5. Your Favorite Simpsons episode is the one where the Simpsons go
> to "Block-O-Land" and Bart comes back home wearing a T-shirt made
> entirely out of red bricks.
>
> 6. You'd throw your sister's cat on a grenade to save your LEGO
> stash from destruction (you'd throw your sister if no cat were
> handy).
>
> 7. You think carrying a Han Solo Minifig in your pocket makes you
> more manly
>
> 8. You wish you had removable plastic hair and holes in your feet
> and rump.
>
> 9. You're on a first name basis with the LEGO Shop @ Home
> Representatives.
>
> 10. You find bricks in your underwear drawer - and you know how they
> got there.
>
> 11. You pray every night LEGO never ever ever ever makes NSYNC (or
> any other music group for that matter) Minifigs.
>
> 12. You go to the store for a candy bar and come back with three
> LEGO sets, no candy bar, and a big stupid grin on your face!
>
> 13. Your dog eats one of your customized sets and you see your life
> flash before your eyes.
>
> 14. When you die, you want to be buried in a coffin made entirely of
> black LEGO bricks.
>
> 15. You pat down your friends before they leave your LEGO Room.
>
> 16. Your best friend is a mini-fig sculpture.
>
> 17. You think that if Hansel and Gretel would have dropped LEGO
> bricks instead of bread crumbs, life would've been much easier on
> them.
>
> 18. You want to kiss The LEGO Company on the lips.
>
> 19. You believe heaven looks like LEGOLand.
>
> 20. Watching little kids chew on their brand new LEGO bricks makes
> you queasy.
>
> 21. your dentist finds a 1x2 LEGO plate wedged between your molars.
>
> 22. You wish they made a "patch" for plastic addicts like yourself.
>
> 23. LEGOLand has issued a restraining order on you.
>
> 24. You take baths with your LEGO models.
>
> 25. You can tell by osmosis which LEGO sets contain extra parts.
>
> 26. You want people to throw minifig heads, not rice, at your
> wedding.
>
> 27. Everytime someone says "LEGO," your eyes glaze over and you wish
> you had a tail to wag.
>
> 28. You've dreamed of building a walking, talking, "mini me"
> entirely out of LEGO bricks and having it do your evil bidding.
>
> 29. You pretend to receive secret intelligence about the latest sets
> from a LEGO Company "mole."
>
> 30. You account for 90% of the LEGO bricks sold in your state.
>
> 31. Your idea of survivor is to go without messing with your LEGO
> collection for over 24 hours.
>
> 32. You force everyone at your family reunions to look at your album
> of custom models (or your B-shelf gallery.)
>
> 33. You've fallen asleep on your pile of LEGO bricks and woke up
> with little divots all over your cheeks.
>
> 34. When there's a table of discounted LEGO sets at your local toy
> store, you throw yourself upon it an weep, "Mine, Mine!"
>
> 35. You sniff the bricks as they come out fresh from their sealed
> plastic bags (Ohh, Denmark...)
>
> 36. You volunteer to have an artificial LEGO lung transplant. And
> when you die, your family does NOT sue the LEGO Company.
>
> 37. You actually believe that LEGO Minifigs are little people with
> little lives and little feelings. (who says they don't?)
>
> 38. You run around bragging that you once cleaned toilets at the
> LEGO Company that were made entirely out of 2x4 white bricks.
>
> 39. You think the name Ogel is the worst name on the planet.
>
> 40. You DEMAND that brick stacking be declared an Olympic sport.
>
> 41. Everyone at Bricklink has your shipping address memorized. (it
> was Brickbay, but that doesn't exist anymore.)
>
> 42. There is a LEGO Minifig dangling from a chain in your rear-view
> mirror.
>
> 43. You keep your LEGO minifigs in the fridge to preserver their
> youthful looks.
>
> 44. You have a flat 32x32 baseplate framed as abstract art on your
> living room wall
>
> 45. You've attempted to create midichlorians in LEGO form.
>
> 46. Anthrax, schamanthrax. Ever get a LEGO set through the mail that
> was missing a key brick? Now THAT's Terror!
>
> 47. You do a book report for school on the instruction booklet
> included in your Millenium Falcon LEGO Set and manage to mesmerize
> the entire class.
>
> 48. You've created a LEGO bust of Michael Jackson that looks more
> lifelike than the real Michael Jackson.
>
> 49. You'd buy life insurance for your LEGO collection before you'd
> buy it for your children.
>
> 50. You read all 50 symptoms (or write them) and think, "Why did I
> waste my time doing that when I could have been spit-shining my LEGO
> trains? sheesh!"


lol most of em are true for me

smugs

[Nannan]

Wow, lol funny! I'm surprised how many applies to me

[Jamit]

This should be in LEGO right?

You know you're a legohaulic when there are more pictures of minifigs then real people.

Thats all I got for now.

[yeerkkiller1]

When you made a death star out of lego and made it by comparing it to a star destroyer ( so it is realy big ).

[yeerkkiller1]

When you made a death star out of lego and made it by comparing it to a star destroyer ( so it is realy big ).

[yeerkkiller1]

Sorry my %^$#&%#$ comp screwed up and when i posted it it said page cannot be desplayed so i went back and posted it again and it said page cannot be desplayed so i went ack and post again and it said page cannot be desplayed so i went back and post again and it said flood detecked wait between posts. Sorry for my bad spelling.

[Sz_2cool4u2b]

You know you're a Legohaulic when your house is made of LEGOs

You know you're a Legohaulic when you want to have plastic surgery so you can be a giant minifig

You know you're a Legohaulic when you new years resolution is getting every lego set this year

You know you're a Legohaulic when you decide to move to Legoland forever.

You know you're a Legohaulic when your favorite christmas gift was a 4x2 lego brick

Evan;).

[Nannan]

I like the plastic surgery one. rofl

[Sz_2cool4u2b]

You know you're a legohaulic when you give all your minifigs that got eaten by your dog a funeral.

You know you're a legohaulic when you build a life size model of Mars.

You know you're a legohaulic when you start talking to your minifigs.

[LordLlamo]

i know the first one sounds like sz's

you know your a legohaulic when the side of a minifg cracks, you give it a funeral.

you know your a legohaulic when you hum the empire song when you play with a darth vader minifig.

you know your a legohaulic when you make a small lego altar and have a mass with all your star wars minifigs when your vader gets stuck in wet cement. (true story)

you know your a legohaulic when your three biggest priorities are school, family, and legos

you know your a legohaulic when you tell your yoda lego bust, "your the only one who really understands me"

you know your a legohaulic when you carry minifigs in your pocket that you havent played with in a while so they dont get lonely

[Aj03]

You know your a legohaulic when you Spend hours in your back yard looking for a darth vader and jar that got stuck in my pool filter....(The boat sunk after three canon balls)


When you sleep with legos becuase your afraid that someones going to steal them...

When you build a bed for your fav lego figs to sleep in.

-Aj ;D

[Nannan]

Once I tied an anakin minifig to a half deflated helium balloon and tossed it around it outside, but a gust of wind carried the balloon away along with the fig.

[Sz_2cool4u2b]

nannan said:

Once I tied an anakin minifig to a half deflated helium balloon and tossed it around it outside, but a gust of wind carried the balloon away along with the fig.

Lol.

You know you're a LEGOhaulic when you trade you family for a family of minifigs.

[AssCake]

You know your a legohaulic when you dump your girlfriend to hide in your home and play with legos.